2. Yesterday I wore a dark wash jean skirt and when I got home at 6:30, realized that it had a (not subtle) white stain on the front of it. So I'd been wearing an obviously dirty piece of clothing on it all day. AWESOME.
3. As soon as I saw the stain last night, however, I remembered seeing it when I was hanging up the laundry to dry and thinking, "WHAT? How does toothpaste not wash out?" Yet I still hung it up to dry and folded it with the rest of my clothes, choosing to ignore the stain. Did I think it would disappear? That the ever elusive fairies would finally make an appearance and whisk it off to the magic cleaners? Probably.
4. I got said toothpaste stain because one morning I was trying to apply mascara while brushing my teeth (which was such a good idea to begin with), and you know how your mouth always opens a little when you're applying mascara? Yeah. Well this is less OK if you have a mouth full of Crest. Just for future reference.
5. I was away over the weekend, and have been in such a scramble to get my homework done on time that I have not worked out all week. And in the previous weeks, working out was very, very non-existent. So basically my body is thanking me for ignoring, well, my body, by flushing my immune system down the toilet and letting it live in the septic tank below, which is a much grosser way of saying that I still haven't shaken my cold from December.
6. I have approximately 20 pages of Latin to read for tomorrow. Which is, minimum, 20 hours of translating; moreover, that is if I am reading at top speed for all of those hours, avoiding distraction at all costs. And I think we all know that that to believe that is to dream an impossible dream.
In my empty apartment, very much by myself, imagining you brushing your teeth while applying mascara and accidentally opening your mouth (which, yes, everyone does while applying mascara) has brought tears to my eyes (of laughter). This week needs to end so that we can have an adventure.
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