Y'all...

Falling asleep in class today is a real possibility. It is also a possibility that MUST BE AVOIDED since my class has a whopping five other students. It's not that I'm not interested; I really enjoy the subject and the professor very much. It's just that I've gotten about twenty hours of sleep all week. And, funnily enough, this whole four hours of sleep a night thing is not working out so well. My brain kind of feels like mush...as in, I can't remember or retain anything. Also, it's not so good for my "existing in the world as a clean human being" goal (life goal, that is).

Case and point: I JUST NOW was sitting in the library not translating my Latin and thinking that I felt kind of dirty (you're welcome!). And then I thought, hmm usually after I don't shower for a day, I don't feel quite this gross. But then I remembered that yesterday afternoon, after Penelope and I ran and I got sweaty, I never showered, but instead, put on jeans and a sweatshirt and went to baby-sit. Then I went to the library, stayed till midnight, went to sleep at one, got up at five, and decided I was too cold to shower, so I just got dressed. And GUESS WHAT I AM WEARING? That's right. Jeans and a sweatshirt. And really cute boots. And dangly earrings. But still. Jeans and a sweatshirt. And long underwear. I feel gross. Also, I didn't put on makeup today, and I just looked in the mirror and holy crap I kind of look like a character out of Twilight. And I haven't seen Twilight, but I've seen enough pictures of Robert Pattison looking scary to know what vampires look like. And internet, that is what I look like today. Lucky Preston.

SO...let's all say a little prayer that MF doesn't fall asleep in class today, mmkay? I'm done with class at six, at which point I am going home, walking the dogs, and going to sleep. Hopefully by seven-thirty. Mmmm..you know you're old when THAT is your idea of a good night.