Dear Future Mary Frances,

From now on, please do not wait until 9:30 at night to start your 5-7 page Greek papers. It does not do good things for your candy corn habit. Or your sanity. Or the QUALITY OF YOUR WRITING.

Love,

Present Mary Frances, who is hunkering down for an all-nighter with Aristophanes, Sugar-Free Red Bull and (very not sugar-free) Candy Corn.