Saturday, July 26, 2008

15 Simple Rules

As part of my I WILL GET ORGANIZED BEFORE WE LEAVE FOR VIRGINIA plan, I'm going through about two years' worth of Real Simple (my annual Christmas present from my Mom) and trying to tear out articles I want keep before recycling the leftovers. Naturally I end up saving about one third of the magazine, but ah well.

This afternoon I found an article in the May 2008 issue in which the author, Ana Marie Cox, discusses the life lessons her mother taught her. At the end, Cox includes a list she calls "My Mother's 15 Simple Rules," and I have to say, I agree with everything she lists. Except that in number thirteen, I would have to exchange "cat" for "dog" (though I do love cats, Callie has obviously captured my heart). And, being a supremely unsophisticated person, I have no experience with caviar, so I can't judge number twelve. At any rate, here is her list:

1. the legs are the last thing to go.

2. When you're sad, don't fight it-accessorize it. Get some gin and cigarettes, then play Edith Piaf until the CD starts to skip.

3. Knowing how to roast red peppers will impress more people than you'd think.

4. It's OK to read at the table.

5. But it's never OK to watch TV at the table.

6. You can always substitute white wine for vermouth in a martini.

7. Everything tastes better if it's served by candlelight.

8. If nothing matches, no matter. That's just another reason for candlelight.

9. Do not try to order in French at a French restaurant unless you are French.

10. Unexpected gifts are the most appreciated.

11. At work, find the people who can fix things-the copier, mistakes in your expense report-and then be very, very nice to them.

12. The cheap caviar is still quite good.

13. There are five things that will always make you happy if you have them in your home: flowers, a lovely place to eat a meal, a chilled bottle of white wine, Goldfish crackers, and a cat.

14. If you must leave a party and you don't have a good excuse, spill something on yourself.

15. The proper way to end a conversation is "I'm sorry to let you go."

1 comment:

  1. I think 13, with your added dog substitution, is the best one on the list...
    but gifts are always good too :)

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