And Then I Started Drinking

So I just got my ER bill from the hospital (from when I was bitten by a dog at the end of May) and it was over $1,000. AND it was due July 11th. WTF. So in total shock over all of this awfulness, I called my Mom (because yes, I still call my Mom when I'm upset) who was also surprised at the amount, as normally the insurance plan I'm on is quite good. What's really annoying is that the hospital didn't itemize my bill (so I don't know what they're charging me for, what insurance covered, etc.). They just said,

HI MARY! You owe us over $1,000. Please rewind time, pick some money off of some trees, and pay us by last Friday. KISSES! The Hospital.

So then I asked Preston to open a bottle of wine. And he did.